When it comes to his reproductive system, Nick Cannon isn't messing around āĀ especially now that he has been directly responsible for the births of 12 children. Although he's gone back and forth about whether he plans to have more children, Nick is making sure he will still have the option with his latest move. Apparently, he insured his balls for $10 million, just so he knows he's taking every precaution to protect the family jewels. This is certainly a choice!
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Nick has been given the title of 'Most Valuable Balls.'
Yes, really.
And if you're wondering which organization or agency would have the authority to hand down such a title, it seems it's a brand called Mr. Squatch, a male personal care company.
Nick announced his partnership with the brand on Friday.
Alongside a promo for the brand that he shared on Instagram, Nick wrote, "Itās official! I have the most valuable balls in the world! @drsquatch has insured them for $10M through their Ball-to-Ball Coverage."
And yes, that insurance policy is real āĀ as Page Six reports, the policy was taken out through MMA/Momentous.
Of course, it all has to do with reproducing.
This is Nick Cannon we're talking about.
āHaters say itās time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but Iām doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,ā he shared in a statement. āShoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!ā
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People have a *lot* of feelings on the topic.
The commenters on Nick's post about his new insurance policy really aren't holding back.
"That's enough internet for today," one person wrote.
Another commenter added, "If 'you canāt shame the shameless' was a person."
At least Nick's protecting his assets?
And we'll admit that this is a really good brand placement for him āĀ not to mention the fact that the promo video was hilarious.
No word on whether Nick's actually planning to add to his brood, but maybe we should consider this his formal warning?
